2011-04-30

Pagsuso ng iyong sariling titi, Pinoy!

Okay, Today i want to blog something about HoN ( Heroes of Newerth).


AS we all know, Garena FORCED all SEA players to play in 1 god damn server.
It means that u might meet maybe singapore players, malaysia players, PHILIPINES players or even VIETNAMESE!

ok here will be 1 god damn problem!!
LANGUAGE!!

There is no problem for a MALAYSIAN to communicate with a SINGAPOREAN.
we all at least can speak sikit english, masih ada bahasa!

NO WAY to TALK to those retards....
They ASSUME u are PINOY( orang filipin) or VIETNAMESE!!
and they guna mereka mia ALIEN LANGUAGE talk to u!!!

HOW THE HELL i understand wat are u crapping??
let me show u some examples and u will understand why i m so god damn pissed.

PCD: "eh, go top lane kill "
PINOY: "bobo mo, tanga!"
PINOY: "gusto ko na sa ilalim!"


U teach me la...how to understand?? you wan me to tab out from the game and use google translator to translate wat the hell they trying to tell???



Q & A Section.

Question 1; Why they use FILIPINO instead of global language ENGLISH?

Possibility 1: They ASSUME you are pinoy too .

Possibility 2 : They Assume u have learned the language be4 , PRO!! tau i learn be4 ni.

Possibility 3: They can't speak English... thats why they can only crap with their alien language!

THIS IS RETARDED!!!

Here will be 4 situations most Garena HoN players facing all the time.

(Situation 1 : I assume they understand simple ENGLISH!)
They cant even follow simple instructions.
I ask them go top, they will just stay put on their lanes instead of moving.
Stubborn mind?

(Situation 2: They assume u understand their FILIPINO!)
They will use their pro language to command u....
and u will be like @@#@$#@%@!%$#%#$%??????

(Situation 3: They tot they are godlike player)
Command you non-stop. Thx god they use ENGLISH to command.
Feels better because they speak english but hate it because they tot they are pro!! His score 0-11

(Situation 4 : They tot they are holy shit player but cakap FILIPINO)
This is the worst case!!! You urself understand.



For your information, i m nt a racist.
But if u were me in the game, u would feel how i felt.
But communication plays a big part in gaming, Garena should take it seriously.

2011-04-28

爱情上的南北大道

看到某短片
很有深度的一段短片

恋爱必经的7条路

又或许,第七条,初恋的人,会给予否定。

又或许,他们连第四条的路都没机会走。

我不是哲学家,我不是爱情专家。
我只知道

尊重
信赖
迁就
沟通

会赐予第七条路一句话 -》 见鬼去吧你!


人家说,第五段路,犹如中了诅咒,想过,都过不去。
或许,是人类犯贱吧!


还在迷惘当中? 我在说啥啊?
看以下的短片,一解你心中的郁闷。



2011-04-17

回忆。。。过去

如果上天给我
一次机会回到过去

我要
回到那年,我们Foundation的时光


那年的我们

不知天高地厚
不计较种族
不计较
任何事
就这样
不小心
待了一年

那年
我们踢球

那年
我们大炮车

那年
我们有LOUD SPEAKER

那年
我们有PARK JI SUNG

那年
我们有SIFU

那年
我们有现今的程序师大王

还有好多我说不出的那年


两年过了
大家
都变了吗?

那是我们都回不去的从前?

或许
或许吧

但有一点我想说
朋友
有今生
没来世

朋友
对我来说
很诡异

在某些时候
我好喜欢我的朋友

某时候
好讨厌

有些时候
要找个朋友,都难啊

但只希望
那年
那一班

不灭
不散





2011-04-06

炎热 。 清明 。 离题

炎热的天气
充满着杀气的风

没有所谓的
对着你微笑的太阳公公
邪恶的
我看到一粒

四季如夏
还真的第一起感受到它的含义

此时此刻
想起
那天
牵着你的手在云顶闲逛的情景

有股冲动想问你
宝贝,明天,要去云顶吗?很热叻

清明时节雨纷纷
路上行人欲断魂

杜牧
把这两句
写的淋漓尽致

可惜
今年清明
第一句
用不上啊

只有
第二句
独领风骚


清明
这世界还真多人希望别人为他们庆祝清明节
不明
不解

好好的一个人
别表现出一副生不如死的样

Failed 了 几颗
没关系,下一次加把劲

失恋
难道没有他/她,活不下?

好好珍惜那上天赐予您
短短
几十年的
生命

——————————————————————————————————————————————

离题

曾几何时

没有见过的情景

却隐约的

频密的

让你有种

似曾相识


感觉?